That's right, you've managed to stumble upon the page of Lima Height's former HBIC, Santana Lopez. Congratulations; you're not as hopeless as I thought. Only, you should know one thing; the girl everyone used to know as Santana Lopez is gone.
No, I don't mean I had some revelation or any shit like that; I just mean that my last name isn't Lopez anymore. It's Pierce. That's right, I'm married to Brittany S. Pierce, the former Senior Class President and Homecoming Queen. Be jealous; she's all mine, now, no one else's.
Wow I’ve been busy.
Oh Santana… I love you.
I know. It’s the reason why you married me, after all.
Is it bad that I miss Lima?
…Because my parents disowned me? Threw me out during Thanksgiving? I can give you a list of reasons.
Right.
Exactly.
Is it bad that I miss Lima?
Why?
…Because my parents disowned me? Threw me out during Thanksgiving? I can give you a list of reasons.
Wow I’ve been busy.
Pffhahah ;) shh I don’t want everyone else to know. They will try to steal you away.
I don’t think that’s a possibility. Once you come to realize that with feelings, it’s better, you don’t want to let go of that.
Wow I’ve been busy.
I feel like I’ve been out of it for months!
That usually happens when you have mind-blowing orgasms ;)
Is it bad that I miss Lima?
Honestly? No idea. I guess too many memories to forget about.
I’d rather forget about those memories, in all honesty.
Is it bad that I miss Lima?
Absolutely horrible. Why would you miss it?
You’ve got to be kidding me.
You know who the one that started that was though. Trend setter since high school right here.
Oh yes. You should be really proud of having a kid in high school. Not everyone can do that.
You’ve got to be kidding me.
Was there some memo about everyone from Glee having kids and I missed it or what?
